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For some people life will never be the same

On the evening of last Thursday, I sat in an easy chair on the lawn listening to the quiet friction of foliage and the loud chirping of a mother crow, whose heir apparent had fallen out of its nest and landed on the lid of the water tank. It was a good time for reflection, for cogitating on the events of the day as they were reported in the newspapers and on the telly. In some respects, it was not a normal day. The new Pakistan cricket team, that in the recent past had been scraping the bottom of the barrel, appeared to be making a habit of breaking records and beating opponents by an innings and over a hundred runs. They looked as if they were going to repeat their performance. Life for these cricketers will never be the same.

The road tragedy that occurred near Khairpur in which, among others, 14 members of a wedding entourage perished was a truly dreadful affair. It left a huge trail of mourners for whom life will never be the same. There were also two death notices, erroneously referred to as obituaries. I didn’t know either of the deceased. But I nevertheless, bowed my head in respect. For the mourners, life will never be the same. And then there was the horrendous case of the beating and burning of the Christian couple on charges of committing blasphemy. The news made me sick. There were the usual polite editorials in the papers condemning the event and the odd article. The fact that the perpetrators of this heinous crime had been arrested is not going to bring back the husband and his wife. This is not the Soviet Union where the villagers would undoubtedly have been hanged. This is a country with a strong genetic disorder and three months down the line, the event will be forgotten except for the immediate family of the deceased for whom life will never be the same.

I reflected on the fact that an anti-terrorist court had issued a warrant for the arrest of the irrepressible Imran Khan and Tahirul Qadri who is marooned in expatriate purgatory. True to form, Imran Khan retorted by giving the government until November 30 to accept his demands or else… The threat was left in parenthesis. He also added that he defied the government to oust him. It is not very clear whether he made the warning before or after his stint as a comedian on the telly. “When I raised the slogan ‘Go Nawaz Go’,” he said tongue-in-cheek, “he misunderstood the edict. He did go but to Britian and Germany and China, instead of back to where he came from.” The rest of the epistle was a flapping farrago of barely credible twists and dead ends, delivered with staccato explanation marks. If he fails in his mission, life will never be the same for the fawning female forces that have clung to his every word.

I also noticed that there were no reports on Thursday of pious citizens upholding the family honour by dispatching their wife, sister, mother, aunt, brother’s wife, brother’s wife’s mother and aunt. Honour killing is practised in almost all Muslim countries and is quite prevalent in Jordan. I didn’t know Parween Rahman, the activist who was apparently slain for knowing too much about land grabbing. When I heard about what had happened to her, I mourned her death along with her relatives and admirers for whom life will never be the same. One can only hope that sanity will one day come to this beleaguered nation.

Published in The Express Tribune, November 16th, 2014.

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Windows 7 and 8: Microsoft stops sale of some versions

Microsoft – the multination technology giant based in US – has stopped the sale of retail copies of some versions of Windows 7 and 8, according to the BBC.

The date to stop the sale was set a while ago, a development that would help Microsoft move people to more recent versions of the operating system (OS).

According to statistics, consumers using very old versions of the OS are finally moving to recent versions. The latest version of the OS – Windows 10 – is set to be released by the end of 2015

Consumers can now no longer buy the Home Basic, Home Premium and Ultimate versions of Windows 7. But now, even Windows 8 is unavailable. This change will affect both pre-loaded copies in PCs and laptops and retail copies sold in stores, as the Windows 8.1 version will only be preloaded and sold.

However, this will take its due time to have effect as older stock of the OS is still available to be sold to the consumers. Only few firms offer a downgrade from 8.1 to the Windows 7 Professional version.

This change in policy from Microsoft highlights their acceptance of Windows 8 (original version) failing to catch the market share as many users still preferred Windows 7. According to experts, this change will also make way for the arrival of Windows 10.

Published in The Express Tribune, November 4th, 2014.

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Stampede in Multan: Some lessons

It was April 1986. The venue was the Qasim Bagh Stadium, Multan. The event was Benazir Bhutto’s first-ever public rally in the city. She had arrived in Pakistan after spending a long time in exile. Earlier, she had made a historic return to Lahore, with an unprecedented reception awaiting her. Prime Minister Junejo was in the saddle, while the lurking shadows of Ziaul Haq’s authoritarian rule still chased the frail democratic system. After her heartwarming welcome in Lahore, BB never looked back and rode high on the crest of her new-found popularity.

Multan was now all set to accord her a tumultuous welcome. After all, it was the same city where the late Zulfikar Ali Bhutto (ZAB) had contested and won a seat in the 1970 elections, although it later became the staging ground for stiff defiance against him during the 1977 PNA movement. As a young officer, I had been witness to the worst clashes between the protestors and the federal security force not very far from Qasim Bagh.

Now, a few years later, I was posted as deputy commissioner of the city. In April 1986, we came to know of Ms Bhutto’s plan of visiting Punjab and staging public rallies in various cities, including in Multan. It was a trying time for me as I had to tie up loose ends and oversee one of the largest public rallies ever by an opposition leader, with people like Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan and Meraj Muhammad Khan also accompanying Ms Bhutto. Her visit created a flurry in the ranks of the local administration. There were hiccups regarding the choice of venue: the organisers were adamant on holding the rally at Qasim Bagh in the open, while our view in the administration was that it should be held in the adjoining stadium, which was a far more suitable place from the security point of view. In a stadium, the crowd is caged and the proceedings are insulated from any outside mischief. We had also got a tip-off about threat to Ms Bhutto’s life. I, along with SSP Multan, were summoned by the chief secretary, who gave us a clear message that if anything untoward happened, both of us would be held responsible. After this warning, we huddled together with the PPP’s central leadership, which was headed by the late Rao Abdur Rashid, one-time special assistant to ZAB and an ardent party supporter, who suffered a long imprisonment during General Zia’s reign. We were able to convince him to change the venue of the rally. Being a former civil servant, it did not take him much time to gauge our intent and sincerity. Ms Bhutto’s security was so much on our minds that the rostrum she used at the stage for her fiery address was provided by the district police. During her stay in Multan, the SSP and I tailed her every movement for security reasons.

During the rally, instead of sitting in the control room, I moved and mingled within the crowd incognito, while a Punjabi poet on the microphone warmed the hearts of the spirited crowd with his verses: “Bhutto dae naaray wajan gae” (Bhutto’s slogans will reverberate). Ms Bhutto was at her best as she charged the Multani crowd while lashing out at Zia’s dictatorial rule.

Nearly three decades down the road, on October 10, as I watched the PTI’s rally on television, I could see that it was possibly the largest-ever staged at Qasim Bagh. Images of disorder and mismanagement on the stage were quite disturbing and indicated that something worse could happen. After the rally, as soon as visuals of the stampede popped up on the screen, it was enough to give me goosebumps as youngsters in their twenties died haplessly at the stadium’s gate.

The unfortunate incident has raised many questions that require answers from both the district administration and PTI stalwarts. I believe mistakes were committed on both sides. Let us discuss the selection of the venue. Basically, a sports stadium has a seating capacity of about 20,000 to 25,000 along the ramps. The gates of the stadium are, therefore, customised to allow for the entry and exit of this number and were not meant to cater for the brimming, cramped crowd that showed up. Everyone knew that Imran Khan’s rallies were pulling more than the expected number of people. Why, then, was this venue chosen, which was not customised to handle such a huge crowd? The PTI had earlier held rallies in stadiums in other cities, for instance, in Sialkot. However, while the Sialkot stadium catered to the local crowd only, Multan has a history of drawing crowds from catchments as far as Layyah, Taunsa and Rajanpur.

Also, one does not know whether arrangements for water carriers, maashkis, were made at the rally as has been the practice in the past. Many people collapsed just because of dehydration much before the actual stampede took place.

According to standard procedures in such rallies, temporary steel-frame buffers are erected between the crowd and the stage, and also within the ground for security reasons and to regulate movement. No such arrangement could be seen despite a stipulation to that effect in the agreement and permission order signed by the two parties. It seems that the organisers did not make provisions for the buffer, and if this was the case, then the district administration is also to blame as it failed to enforce the stipulation.

Political rallies have become mega corporate events, with tasks being outsourced without much oversight. These are now often arranged on a few days’ notice, which leaves so many details to chance. It is time that political parties started mulling over this before they are faced with more setbacks. There is a need to draft protocols for the conduct of these rallies. The government should take reasonable time to vet requests for permission to hold rallies. The PTI has drawn a battery of former civil servants to its fold. It is time now that its leadership gives them the task of helping evolve operating procedures when it comes to managing and staging rallies.

Imran Khan and Dr Tahirul Qadri have made a highly valid point when they ask our rulers to declare their assets and sources of income. It is time now that this argument is taken further: our political leaders should also be made accountable for the sources and amount of funds they get for these high-cost rallies and mobilisation at such a massive scale. I do not doubt at all that the sources of funds that parties get for their rallies are bona fide. The point I wish to make is that there is a need to document and make transactions transparent. Our legislators need to revisit the Political Parties Act and widen its scope. Just like expenses for an election campaign need to be documented, spending on off-season rallies should also be brought within the scope of law.

Published in The Express Tribune, October 21st, 2014.

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Why some Pakistani singers should bow out

KARACHI: 

I am Mr X but do not confuse me with the upcoming eponymous film in which Emraan Hashmi looks like my bff Naeem Abbas Rufi. Rufi often reminds me of a drug of the same name, which is used to make your date pass out so she won’t leave you. This is the same kind of desperation many Pakistani artistes have for fame.

One day, to get away from Rufi’s Candy Crush requests and the countless ‘offers’ that keep my studio phone ringing, I went to a shopping mall. I had to wear my sunglasses at night, so that no one could recognise me because that just makes my fans go hysterical, you know. But it became too dark, so I took them off. After that, I wandered where the mall was most crowded, but no one noticed me.

Right then, I saw a kid playing with a toy helicopter in a shop. I was instantly taken back to the time when I used to fly down on the stage in a helicopter amid 35,000 people cheering for me. Today, I have to buy a ticket to walk on the red carpet of a premiere of a new Pakistani film and photo bomb other celebrities, so my pictures are printed in magazines. Look how the tables have turned.

The future of pop stars in Pakistan is not as bright as the kurtas they wear for Eid transmissions. Now that I look around at my contemporaries, I see them loitering around like the dejected andhi and boorhi maa in a 1960s Indian film. While some ‘stars’ embrace the fact that their time to shine is over, others just don’t give up. Here’s why some of Pakistan’s ‘former’ pop musicians need to let it go.

•  ‘You can keep rocking till you die’ sounds great in theory, but when you make the kind of music that you did when you were a ‘hit’, it just becomes worse. A 50-year-old man singing about first love is just as absurd as us thinking that The 40-Year-Old Virgin is a comedy. There is a reason why when you tell kids about a jadoo ka chiragh, the first thing that comes to their mind is Aladdin and not Awaz.

•  You will eventually acknowledge that your days of music are behind you and that you should gracefully bow out, but only to ungracefully become a politician in a budding political party. In your new designation, will be promised that you will deliver a speech in front of a massive crowd, but that day will never come. The speech is pointless nonetheless because it will be just as insignificant as the invitation to go to Billo’s house. Who is Billo? Why are we going to her house? Will she serve us food?

As I get ready to perform at a wedding in Gulshan-e-Maymar, where the audience comprises nine people, of which four will be busy eating korma and sheermal, I still rock it like it’s my memorable gig at the National Stadium. Except, now when I get off the stage, I’m not stormed by a group of young girls with paper and body parts to give autographs on, but hear, “Abbay, do naan tou pakra bhai ko!”

Published in The Express Tribune, October 12th, 2014.

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